11 Reasons Given By Monkey for Drop Kicking Dude

Huffpo posted a story about a monkey that drop kicked an unsuspecting pedestrian walking across the street. The big queston on everyone’s mind is…WHY? Well we don’t know, and may never know, but if we did know, we’re pretty sure we know what he’d say…

Reasons given by monkey after drop kicking this guy…

‘evolution my ass!!!’
‘he started it’
‘tag!’
‘whose walking upright now…dumb-ass?!’
‘ran out of poop’
‘one of those situations when you think you recognize someone only to embarrassedly find out you were wrong’
‘Bottomless Pot O’Coffee at iHOP’
‘he totally had it coming’
‘just left an awesome Trump rally’
‘he has been warned’
‘some monkeys climb…some jump…I’m a jumper’

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